A: For Day 2 of the Creative Writing Challenge
D: What have you called it, Fan-Farce?
A: I think it’s appropriate.
D: Well, perhaps not appropriate, but at least you’re not taking it seriously.
For Day 2 of the Creative Writing Challenge. This is less fan-fiction and more like fan-farce. But I’m still a fan, so I think it counts.
“This is ridiculous,” the Princess complained. “No one can see how pretty my dress is.”
“That’s the point, Princess,” the Milkmaid said sharply. “You are lucky you escaped the carnage.”
The china Milkmaid cradled her arm as though it still had a nick, as though her china cow had only just kicked her. It had been years, but the Milkmaid was never going to forget. Her cow’s leg had been mended, but she’d never been the same. And the church! Well, the damage just had to be repaid.
“If these twigs scratch my paint,” the Princess was saying, “I’m going to blame you.”
“Certainly, Princess,” the Milkmaid said…
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